"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
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