Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
How hot does your gas oven get?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I C Major potential in us getting together.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Want to go for a ride?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
So, is it my dugout or yours?
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
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