Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Your lab or my lab?
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
You are my butter-half!
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
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