You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
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