Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
How was heaven when you left it?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
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