You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I would give anything to be your personal item.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I'm Havana dream about you.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
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