I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Life is better when we stick together.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
You are my raisin to smile.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.