I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
I'm at my best during overtime.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
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