I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I'm at my best during overtime.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
You are the square to my root.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
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