How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
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