It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
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