Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
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