When we met, it was love at frost sight.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
When are you going to invite me to church?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
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