Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
There’s snow one like you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
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