How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
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