Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
We should make like your parents and split.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
We're donion rings.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
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