"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
I think we need to become better strangers.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
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