I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
"You deserve better and so do I."
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
We're donion rings.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
You look like my future ex wife.
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