If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
We're donion rings.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You are so right. And I am so left.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
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