What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
"You deserve better and so do I."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
You looked better when I was drunk.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.