I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.