I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.