Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.