I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.