Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.