I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.