Weather Puns

These hilarious weather puns are not be mist!

Weather Puns

With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.

It was a bit hit and mist.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
I got lost in the mist today.

I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?

Van Hailin’.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.

Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?

Things ran more fluidly.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?

One reigns up and the other rains down.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?

It’s the clam before the storm.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?

A rain of terror.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What do you call a negative fog?

A pessimist.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What does a spy do in the rain?

He goes undercover.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Accordion

Accordion who?

Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.