Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!