Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.