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Worth Jokes

Funny Health Quotes
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
Utensils Puns
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
Nuts Puns
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
AC Unit Puns
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Bed Puns
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
Music Pick Up Lines
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Funny Aging Quotes
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
Lamp Puns
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
Funny Money Quotes
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
Irish Puns
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Appliance Puns
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
Soccer Pick Up Lines
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Mummy Puns
Two Pharaohs are looking for a Sarcophagus...
they walk up to the sarcophagus salesman and the first Pharaoh says "We are looking for the cheapest sarcophagus you have for sale." The salesman asks "you're not looking for a fancy one?"
The second Pharaoh says "no, we are just trying to get our mummy's worth."
Funny Work Quotes
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar