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Proud Jokes

Tiger Puns
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Mummy Puns
Why did the little British boy become an Ancient Egyptian Historian?
Because he wanted his mummy to be proud him.
Flower Puns
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
Dad Jokes
A proud new Dad sits down with his own father for a celebratory drink.
His father says, "Son, now you've got a child of your own, I think it's time you had this."
And with that, he pulls out a book called, "1001 Dad Jokes".
The new Dad says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi Honored, I'm Dad."
Family Puns
I'm very proud of my family for owning such a musical property.
We live in A flat.
Jokes For Women
Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.
The Famous Grandfather
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn." "I'm the only soldier in my family," confessed vet number three, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much... But he would be 165 years old."
Toilet Puns
I managed to fix the toilet all on my own today! I'm so proud of myself. Some would even go as far as to say I'm...
flushed with success.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Puns
My bank is really proud of me.
According to them, I have an outstanding balance!