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Problem Jokes

Funny Work Quotes
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.” – Groucho Marx
Funny Poems
My turn signal wasn’t working,
So I asked for help from a friend.
“Stand behind the car,” I said.
“Let’s get this problem to end.”
“When I turn the signal on,
If it’s working, let me know.”
I hit the blinker and then I heard:
“Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!”
(Joanna Fuchs)
Tableware Puns
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.
Garden Puns
Our farm is haunted by chickens. You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem.
Werewolf Puns
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Cherry Puns
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Monster Puns
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
Witch Puns
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Meat Puns
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Nuts Puns
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen though... that's the problem.”

― A.A. Milne.
Funny Money Quotes
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.