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Fur Jokes

Animal Pick Up Lines
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Chocolate Puns
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Dog Puns
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Bear Puns
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Wolf Puns
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
Shower Puns
I tried giving my cat a bath and it sucked...
I couldn't get the fur off my tongue for a week.
Koala Puns
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Panda Puns
Why do pandas have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.
Werewolf Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Funny Money Quotes
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
Funny Animal Quotes
“When gorillas are sleeping, you can hide a bunch of raisins in their fur, and then they’ll have an exciting treat the next day."
- Guy Endore Kaiser
Monster Puns
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Dinosaur Puns
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!