The evil King of Weatherland only had one favorite weather - hail, storm.
A tree's limbs fell off in a storm, now it's an amputree.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
..... oof !!
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
What did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
That's just grate.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.