Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Case in punt
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
The team’s star basketball player decided to remain at home the entire weekend. He didn’t want to be called out for travelling.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
This summer is going swimmingly.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.