The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
Get in the swim this summer.
Calm before the score
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Water you doing on [date]?
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Football is one habit I will never kick
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.