Funny Sports Puns

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Funny Sports Puns

I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn't getting any hits.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.

Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
How did the octopuses win the football match?
Ten tackles
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.