What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Case in punt
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What do you call the basketball move where you drink too much alcohol and score?
SlamDrunk!
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Give me some pigskin
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
The calm before the score
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.