The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Join us for plenty of play action.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Poor white splash.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
I like your tight end
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
What might folks in Tokyo find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
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