Poor white splash.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Why don't quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage? Because they produce audible groans!
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.