Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
Poor white splash.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
Beauty is only pig skin deep
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
The winning home run didn't surprise the hitter. He did it all without batting an eye.The baseball player loved his treadmill and all the home runs.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Calm before the score
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.