How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Get in the swim this summer.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
What happens if you read too many Painful baseball Puns?
You're left in stitches.
What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common?
Both are serious sluggers.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!