Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
Because they're always traveling.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
I like your tight end
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.