Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
We’ll have a ball.
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
What has 18 legs, spits a lot, and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
What do you call a guy who can't stop running along the beach?
Joggernaut.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.