Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
The huddle is real
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
What did the marathoner do after he won the race?
He decided to go into politics and run for office.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.