Funny Sports Puns

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Funny Sports Puns

What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What is the difference between a Yankees fan and a dentist?
One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots. OUCH.
All punts are highly intended
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
I like your tight end
Beauty is only pig skin deep
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
I’m a baseliner and I don’t know how to volley: my game would disappear if I went to no-man’s land.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.