Funny Sports Puns

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Funny Sports Puns

Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
What do you do if a running back swallows the football?
You have to get him to cough it up!
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Calm before the score
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Why don't skeletons play baseball?
Because they don't have the heart for it.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Most of your players never make it out of the lower-level tournaments. I highly doubt their Futures as a professional.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Having a ball
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
[Drink] That’s a thirst down!