Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
As a Brit, I can't get into American football
They rugby the wrong way.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
All punts are highly intended
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.
What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs?
A fly swatter.
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"