The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
What is the difference between a ball hog and time?
Time passes.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
My moment in the sun.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.