Funny Sports Puns

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Funny Sports Puns

Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
[Chips] This is what I call a chip shot.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
The success in this sport is not how you bowl, but how you roll.
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Summer is just floating by.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
Why are nuns such great sprint runners?
'Cause they're used to being chaste.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
I feel tail great!
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
They call me Ace, because you just got served.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a baseball player? Babe Root.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
The goal nine yards
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.