Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
"Put me in coach."
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Fred is so condescending about my tennis strokes. I can’t take any more of his backhanded compliments.
Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender?
The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What do you call it when you've choked on water while jogging every morning this week?
The worst running gag ever.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
We’ll have a ball.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Having a ball
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.