What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Having a ball
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Did you hear about the football team that drafted a vending machine?
They really needed a quarter back!
We’ll kickoff the party with some cocktails.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A double header.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
I like your tight end
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup."
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
We’re calling your number.
I used to hate tennis, but ever since I’ve started winning 6-0, I love it now.