There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.