The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.