How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
You'd never get a rainbow in the red of night.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.